I have a castle with a murky moat,
And archers guarding on the wall.
If you cross they’ll sink your boat,
And alligators will start to maul.
I have boiling oil ready to tip,
And lions who feast on strangers.
I hired a giant who can snap a whip,
And there are other hidden dangers.
I would love for you to come for tea.
Please call first, best not surprise me.
Copyright CM Dixon May 2013